RICO WAS BORN INTO A FAMILY OF 16, MEANING HE HAS 15 BROTHERS AND SISTERS. FROM A YOUNG AGE HE HAD TO TAKE CARE OF HIS OWN AND GREW UP VERY POOR. THAT IS WHY RICO WAS ON THE STREETS. BUT RICO WAS SPECIAL COMPARED TO HIS BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
ALWAYS A HUSTLER
Rico worked every odd job you can imagine, fixing trucks, collecting scrap metal, even wrestling raccoons for $5 and a beer. He built “Rico’s Repair & Beer,” the town’s go-to spot for flat tires and bad decisions. That’s where the legend began.
$RICO IS BORN
After a long night of beer, duct tape, and YouTube tutorials, Rico invented his own cryptocurrency — $RICO. It wasn’t built on tech… it was built on grit, freedom, and a stolen WiFi signal from the neighbors. BUT IT SOON GOT REAL TRACTION.
THE PUMP
$RICO went viral. Farmers, truckers, raccoons, and moonshiners united under one flag: “In Beer We Trust.” Bars started accepting $RICO coins. Rico became a national icon — and a threat to the establishment. A HUGEEE PUMP FOLLOWED.
REDNECK REVOLUTION
Rico’s movement reached the gates of power. News networks begged for interviews. Politicians panicked. With a flannel shirt and a fearless grin, Rico stood in front of the White House and announced: “I’m running for President.”
RACIST PRESIDENT?
No longer just a meme coin founder — Rico became the leader of a revolution. His campaign promises? Cheaper beer, lower taxes, freedom to be weird, and raccoon rights nationwide. America wasn’t ready… they tried canceling RICO ABOUT RACIST POSTS.